Thursday, February 11th, 2010
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Cory Booker Shovels Wrong

WE TOLD YOUOur verdict: insufficient alcohol lubrication prior to shoveling.

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6h057 (#1,914)

Look, I don't care if he's the savior of Newark… I can't support a man who can't support his lower back.

Screen Name (#2,416)

Similarly, I just learned the hard way while helping out at a senior citizens home: thrust with your back and use protection! Ouch! I'll pay 4 my indiscretion for at least a few more years.

bong hitler (#3,233)

So Booker uses captialization and punctuation (misses an apostrophe and period but hey), in this tweet, and spells all his words out until the very end, where he substitues "4" for the word "for." I think the back injury might have given him Sporadic Writing Like Prince Syndrome, a minor but annoying nerve condition.

Maevemealone (#968)

Why would you ever dig out Newark?

Abe Sauer (#148)

Christ, what a fucking useless wuss. STAND ASIDE!

But what would you expect from the Stanford football program?

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