This is one of those weird intersections where Jersey Mayhem meets Knifecrime Island: Brendan Byrne, the former governor of New Jersey, was punched in the face by an unprovoked attacker as he and his wife exited London's Waterloo Station. The 85-year-old Byrne tells the Star-Ledger that, "I think I'm alright. I have some cuts on my face. I never fell down, like when I fought Muhammad Ali." (The governor and Ali "sparred" in an 1979 charity match.) "I'm surviving."
Good for him, and best wishes on a speedy recovery. I think we can all be grateful that this was just a simple assault, rather than a more serious glassing. Because you don't want to give folks in Jersey any ideas.

Did you know Brendan Byrne is not Italian?
Yes. Everybody knows he's a corrupt rabbi.
He stole my kidney.
I'm glad this didn't turn out to be Brendan Byrne's actual Waterloo.
Gov. Byrne presumably did not have dinner ready on time and so deserved it.