Come tax time, many of the gays find themselves in a tricky and possibly leaky lil' tax boat. Instead of flying planes into IRS buildings, however, which is simply inappropriate, most of them, you know, find ways to mitigate the consequences of a GOVERNMENT-RUN PROGRAM OF INEQUITY. Says one expert: "Heterosexual married couples 'can arrange their affairs any way they want without a tax burden, and generally that doesn't happen for gay and lesbians.'" Where is the anthraxing and the outrage? Maybe gay people just don't ever have airplane pilots' licenses?