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Friday, February 19, 2010

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Be Like Very Famous Person's Wife, Says Political Figure

"We should take a page out of her playbook and take a nine iron and smash the window out of big government."
-Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty , speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference, suggests that conservatives should behave in a manner similar to the wife of a Very Famous Person when she discovered that he had done several Very Bad Things. Pawlenty did not go on to suggest that conservatives "fly a plane into the building of big government," but he totally should have.

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ksteiger
ksteiger (#1,562)

Sounds like he recycled his speech from earlier this month in Minnesota.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

Big government is also filling that emptiness in big government's soul with bimbos?

Trace Carter
Trace Carter (#3,583)

After pausing for laughter, the governor continued: "Seriously though, women confuse and frighten me."

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

My anger is white-people's anger which, unlike the anger of minorities and third-worlders, justifies the use of violence if I feel like I'm being screwed.

Ruben Romero
Ruben Romero (#3,369)

Kittens give Morbo gas.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

"And we'll do it, as soon as my Ping irons come back from the pro shop."

El Matardillo
El Matardillo (#586)

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."

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