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In a memoir she plans to publish in 2015, Yoko Ono is apparently set to reveal why the Beatles broke up. For those of you who are worried that you might not be alive five years from now to learn the shocking truth, we provide this brief spoiler of the reason for the band's dissolution: They weren't really getting on well with each other at the time. Now you know!
It was Courtney, duh.
They really only existed in an autistic kid's snowglobe.
Paul was dead and the others were tired of holding him up 'Weekend At Bernie's' style for photo shoots.
well, that explains his post-beatles career
oh come on that is asking for a drum solo
Five years!? You're draggin' lady.
well done.
It's like waiting for the D Train.
I'm good with adding another 20 years to the wait given what she's "teasing" us with.
Taxis?
http://www.theinsider.com/news/3131971_Yoko_Ono_Artwork_On_Nyc_Taxi_Cab_Roofs
And the reason they weren't getting on that well was, of course, Paul's jealousy of Yoko. This is very well-covered territory.
John Lennon makes a very attractive toboggan, no?
Oh, I got an advance copy of the book, here it is in it's entirety:
"Sit in your living room. Turn on a lamp. Read a book about The Beatles. Cut off your pants."
"Go to the internet. Order a book about the Beatles. Pay money with funds that will eventually go to my son. Read book about The Beatles. Cut off your pants."
Paul cut off Yoko's pants without asking. Thus The Beatles broke up.
Because they were embarrassed by "I Dig A Pony"?