"He'll buy that boat I've had to look at in that stupid catalog for three years and he'll CRASH it in Catalina and die and he'll be eaten by SEALS. . . .Fine, he won't die, and he won't be eaten, but he'll never find his way back to the mainland."
This clipping comes from a Murdoch giveaway rag in Oz. "So here are the names of a bunch of nice-looking kids, photos on file, whose parents were in horrible accidents. Call them, get them all worked up about the accident and once you've really got them going, ask them what is the one thing they wish they had but can never have. After that, here's a list of the people I hate. Just go down the list until you get a couple of real douchebag responses. They'll never suspect anything."
I wish "Shadow Editors" was still alive.
a) douche
b) douche
c) fuckingjesuschrist
"to find that my parents abandoned me, faking their deaths for millions in insurance money, and are now living on a large yacht"
ohmygodthoseareherparents...
"I wish The Awl Newsletter & Catpill would arrive in my inbox."
That's right. We're supposed to be getting emails.
http://i38.tinypic.com/hwg377.jpg
If only I could wish that about my parents, but they are still alive.
"He'll buy that boat I've had to look at in that stupid catalog for three years and he'll CRASH it in Catalina and die and he'll be eaten by SEALS. . . .Fine, he won't die, and he won't be eaten, but he'll never find his way back to the mainland."
It's interesting how Jess decided to keep her biological parents' last name even after being adopted by John and Claire Daniels.
I wish my parents were still alive too, even if only so my daughter has some Grandparents who aren't right wing nutcases.
(Sorry that was so sad, but I tried to turn it into a joke)
This clipping comes from a Murdoch giveaway rag in Oz. "So here are the names of a bunch of nice-looking kids, photos on file, whose parents were in horrible accidents. Call them, get them all worked up about the accident and once you've really got them going, ask them what is the one thing they wish they had but can never have. After that, here's a list of the people I hate. Just go down the list until you get a couple of real douchebag responses. They'll never suspect anything."
Despicable!