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Monday, January 4, 2010

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Underpants Bomber Explained

Oh, right, the underpants bomber. Here's a theory: "Those who hate religion will see this as another instance of God's murderousness. But religion is only the smokescreen. The great atheist tyrannies of the last century recruited their foot soldiers in an identical manner-targeting partially educated, preferably pampered, but certainly crestfallen young men for whom the usual safety valves of dissoluteness have for some reason failed to open. We should remember this when we rail against the morals of the young. Next time we are honked at by a stretch-limoload of vomiting adolescents we should give a little prayer of thanks. As long as they're out on the town pissed they're not in their rooms drawing up plans to blow up aeroplanes. Ditto sex."

19 Comments / Post A Comment

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

KEEP HIDING THE G-SPOT, BRITAIN

rj77
rj77 (#210)

It could be bunnies.

HeyThatsMyBike

So, what you're saying is that the War on Terror needs more bingeing and fucking?

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Yes, the _________ needs more bingeing and fucking.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I suppose he is saying that religion is but one of many ideological frameworks that can be used to justify murder.

We should be pragmatic in our actions and beliefs, not metaphysically preoccupied, but rather philosophically materialistic.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Andy Warhol was right!

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Somehow I doubt he's done the research to show that the athiest regimes recruited "partially educated, preferaly pampered, but certainly crestfallen young me . . . ." It's the "certainly" in particular that draws my skepticism--and also the rest of it.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I've got a rocket in my pocket...

dado
dado (#102)

The devil finds work for idle hands unless God gets there first?

sailor
sailor (#396)

Time for all world youth to get pissed and vomit from limos, starting with Iran, Yemen and South Korea.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

New Jersey is safe.

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

So is Wales!

the teeth
the teeth (#380)

But even in jersey the problem (he says earnestly) is the small segment of the youths not puking out of limos. We need some sorta educational thingermasomething or something.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2790647/Hardy-Brits-defy-chill-in-2010.html New Castle and Cardiff will leading the way in terrorist free living this year.

Ron Obvious
Ron Obvious (#351)

For some odd reason, I kept reading "atheist tyrannies" as "atheist trannies." I now feel kind of let down.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

TAG: NOT JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME.

Hobbesian
Hobbesian (#255)

#GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, #FIRE OF MY LOINS

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

#WHAT IS THIS AWFUL BURNING!?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

#FIRECROTCH

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