Remember how when you were a kid and a guest was coming to speak to your class your teacher would sit you all down beforehand and talk to you about how important it was that you were all on your best behavior? Well, this is exactly like that, except these are ostensibly adults who need to be reminded not to shout things at the President of the United States. America!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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There's still going to be some dumbass shouting something during the speech. My guess is that he'll scream "WOLVERINES!!!"
"FREEBIRD!"
We had to practice a silent cheer.
What about laser pointers?
Everyone drop their pencil at 9:17 pm EST. Synchronize watches...now!
I heard a conservative propose mass laughter at Obama'a ideas.
Justice Scalia, however, will still be wearing the Exxon Mobil Robe.
Quiet Game! Winner gets a year's supply of Avodart!
love it (women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not handle prize winnings)
Good luck on that, Republicans. After a year of exciting the stimulation levels of teabagger rage it will be difficult to prevent some premature Congressional ejaculation from happening at the State of the Union. Perhaps they should go through football statistics in their head? As a last resort, to be sure, Congressional leadership should squeeze hard on their members. I can say from experience that it's brutal but it works.
Please, somebody: go rogue. Remember how much money Joe Wilson raised directly after forgetting his manners?
Did you guys know that kids aren't told to "sit Indian style" anymore? And that instead teachers say "Criscross Applesauce"? That is my favorite fact about the modern world.
Also "pretzel legs!"
That's racist against these lil guys!
PS: LOL @ "They taste like most pretzels do."
'"All of them talked about how the President is a guest," one senior House GOP aide who was there tells me.'
Um, aren't they call guests of us?
why would they hold back? everytime one of these vapid fucks acts like a petulant child they raise about 300k in campaign contributions immediately.