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Press release of the day! "The world's very first dating site for dog lovers celebrates its fourth birthday today. Founded on 3rd January 2006 by Derek Collinson, a Scottish entrepreneur with a passion for dogs, it is now home to thousands of single dog lovers looking to meet someone who shares their love of man's best friend. Derek explains 'There are an estimated 40 million million single dog owners in America alone who find it difficult to meet other singles who don't mind sharing their lives with dogs and all that entails (no pun intended).'… And to celebrate its fourth birthday www.doglover.biz is offering new members a free 7 day trial!" Must love dogs, etc.
I thought the whole point of having a dog is that they are chick magnets.
Seriously, it's the Allergics who need a website.
Right, you could match them by what they're allergic to.
Practically speaking, it's a bigger dealbreaker than whether or not you want to have kids (unless you're allergic to children).
Do you think, in the future, that people will be able to limit searches by their recessive traits?
Attached-earlobe fetishists would rejoice.
As I've found the magnetic qualities of a beautiful dog on your leash can be counterbalanced by the ratio of vomit on your shirt, and the jaunty lurch to your step.
Oh my god this exactly like the game show I am pitching.
Well, I guess now it's a reality show.
Scooped by a .biz–zing!
"New Media" etc.
Furries get aroused by dressing up in plush animal costumes. Having sex with dogs: that's bestiality.
Both equally disgusting.
Why are the PETA people upset about people dressing up in plush animal costumes? It's not real fur, is it?
No, it's not real fur, which is why I think this is some weird misunderstanding on PETA's part. Furries don't molest animals. I think I first learned about furries from Dan Savage back in 2002:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=11703
Also, 1 in 7.5 Americans* is single and a dog owner?
*Including children.
Perhaps the single children are holding out until gay marriage is legalized nation-wide?
All the single children!
That PETA activist bears a striking resemblance to the Marvel comics ™ superhero Tigra.
I won't date a Pomeranian.
They won't marry mutts in the South.
That photo needs a gallon of context, immediately.