"All the top women we see in this list are pretty well behaved and respectable women. We don't see a lot of them parading around in public unless it is in the framework of their careers." That's Montreal-based AskMen.com editor-in-chief James Bassil, on the his site's naming Entourage's Emmanuelle Chriqui the winner of this year's "Top 99 Most Desirable Women" poll. Last year's winner, Megan Fox, came in at no. 11. Rounding out the list are 97 other women, a large percentage of which have contracts with Victoria's Secret.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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I love that Google is serving me an ad for "Colonix" for cleansing and detoxing which has the tag line "Are You Clean Inside?" It's just perfect.
At least you're not a single, career woman getting an ad for Jillian Michaels Weight Loss. The article tells you men like beautiful, well-behaved women who stay at home where they belong. The google ad reminds you that in addition to being none of the above, you're also fat.
STRONGLY SECONDED.
Plus, at 5'4" and 115 lbs my father informed me i was becoming quite the lard ass while home for holidays, followed by the usual question of "So why didn't you bring a boyfriend home? Just in case your grandmother asks." My answer? Well, I still fit into these $200 jeans I bought myself, so um, yeah.
I wish my beautiful, well-behaved wife would get a freaking job.
Tell me about it. I have a horribly-behaved wife w a half-million-dollar education at home changing diapers, licking strained prunes off tiny fingers, and getting excited about Listerine Mom from Intervention appearing on Oprah.
Actually, I admit to being v excited about that last thing as well.
Describing anything gleaned from a poll of askmen.com readership as what "men like" makes about as much sense as...i don't know using the lacuna model to tease out the female psyche from The Rules.
91.
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I didn't really understand the "parading around in public unless it is in the framework of their careers" until I got to them being Victoria's Secret models. I mean, I guess that's what he means.
Brooke Burke:
It's always a huge compliment to be considered sexy, especially by millions of AskMen.com readers. Most days, I'd rather hear "sexy" than "smart, grounded and creative." Thanks for keeping me on the list year after year.
Sarcasm? Or is she for real?
For real. No one likes being grounded.
That quote makes me want to shoot myself.
A well-behaved woman would put her head in an oven - less mess.
Rare snake venom's even better - smaller energy footprint.
haha "millions of readers"!
Is THAT what they're calling it these days.
I guess it's easier to spell and all.
I'm pretty sure her brain doesn't do sarcasm.
36. Audrina Partridge
91. Erin Burnett
what the hell is an "octagon girl"?
Someone who needs eight sides to love you.
There's only eight things to hate about her.
"All the top women we see in this list are pretty well behaved and respectable women. We don't see a lot of them parading around in public unless it is in the framework of their careers."
Julia Allison's position at 90 explained in two sentences.
Fuck you, AskMen.com.
I seriously considered surrendering my dick there for just a second.
At least you didn't surrender your brain, unlike the "millions of AskMen.com readers".
So I guess "well behaved and respectable" discounts hookers?
No offense, but this list could be more accurately called "Top 99 Most Desirable Women According to Long Island plumbing and heating contractors."