So the high school baseball coach who had his players text him upon completion of their masturbation sessions was found guilty Friday. He's set to be sentenced to prison in April, facing up to 100 years. You get the feeling The Boss won't be writing a song about this one.
Monday, January 25, 2010
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For what? He just wanted to shorten their stroke. Baseball coaches can't teach kids how to handle the bat anymore?
I'll let you guys know if I come up with anymore.
It was his third strike.
Maybe Sufjan Stevens will get to it. Eventually.
Cash bonus for masturbation? My ship finally came in!
5 bucks a text
5 bucks a text
5 bucks a text
5 bucks a text
5 bucks a text
and we'll text that line
'cross this river of fire
and when it reaches mine
Coach'll be 5 bucks higher
Come on Wendy, we can make it if we try...
Et cetera.