The FDA is warning that Alli-GlaxoSmithKline's shit-yourself-thin weight loss drug-is being sold on the Internet in a counterfeit form, which contains "a different active ingredient that could react badly with other medications." Signs that you might have the fake version of Alli include different cardboard packaging, slightly taller bottles, and the fact that you are shitting yourself less.

Well, that certainly explains a lot.
Yeah, well, one other difference is that you have a lot more dollar bills with which to wipe up said shit.