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Mayor Street Brawl
Things mayors shouldn't do when upset with stories that say charges are still open on your alleged participation in a 1948 gang rape: get into a fistfight, on the street, with the publisher of the town newspaper. And then? Have the city attorney say "he started it"! To wit: "The Mayor has indicated [publisher Bob] Zollinger forcefully poked him in the chest with his index finger." Ah, New Mexico. Good grief, ladies! (via)










He bit his thumb at me.
Jeez, what's with all the rape around here lately?
That mayor's lucky Billy Jack was busy getting his iron lung waxed.
Work in Robin Lively and we got an obscure Twin Peaks storyline.