Wonkette turned us on to the fantastic Boston Globe "poll-watcher" "user-generated content" shindig going on today. Some recent faves: "Scott Brown will give my boss a tax cut who will then give me the raise he's been promising for the last 5 years! GO BROWN!" And: "I am voting for Scott Brown who will hopefully cut funding to those pesky cops who spend all day in chat rooms pretending to be teenage girls." The Internet is rad, dude.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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These documents will be the cave paintings of our generation, mark my words.
(on a cave)
(made of cheap MDF, upholstered steelframe cubicle-dividers, and fiberglass drop-ceiling panels)
Which one of these is not like the others: "Pepsi, Coke, Summer's Eve, etc., etc."?
Easy- Pepsi. (The other two are douches, Coke being the one you use to prevent pregnancy, or at least that's what my high school friends told me so it must be true)
Did 4chan get in on that action?
Tipper Gore High School?! They better have a Jello Biafra High School to balance that out.
In loco parental advisory.
Scott Brown will give your Boss a tax cut who will then put it in his pocket and then will layoff your ignorant, knuckledragging ass for wasting time on the internet, to save more profit from Payroll and unemployment taxes!
Fuck me I'm from Abington. I thought no one knew about this town. Christ, i'm toast.
OK Y'all this shit's OVER. Brown in the hole. And check out this Mass. map? http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2010/senate_race/ Even the counties bordering CONNECTICUT voted for Brown.
"Rage Against the Machine" thru the skein of a semi-permeable Republican. Considering where this went down, leads one to think it's more of a signal re: status-quo i/o an extra dollar in the RNC's accounts receivable.
Someone, console me; I just don't know how I am going to deal with the narrative and rhetoric for the next forty days, among other things.
NPR this morning made me want to shoot myself. Perspective has left the building.