Okay, I lied about the penis thing. Here's the heartwarming tale of a man who revived a chihuahua using mouth-to-mouth. Remember, in 2010 we see the good where we can.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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he's never going to get that dog inflated with that technique.
On lead guitar, from Cleveland, Ohio, ladies and gentlemen; the one, the only, Darrel Sims. On drums, all the way from Austin, Texas, we got Mr. Ernie "Sticks" Franklin. And to my right, laying down that funky bass line, y'all know where he's from, William "Tennessee" Thompson. On the keyboards, from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, Shank Kemplin. And finally, from Valdosta, Georgia, playing the... man, that's not right. Seriously. Put the dog down.
http://www.i-mockery.com/kingmissile/penis.html
You know, I've always found those balloon "animals" to be so unconvincing...glad to see the technology has improved.