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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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Product Names That Would Have Surpassed "iPad" For Sheer Stupidity

1. iNowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

iMeanReally

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

iShitYouNot

garge
garge (#736)

iTampon

noilly
noilly (#3,193)

maxiPad

p is for pee
p is for pee (#900)

C'mon guys, don't make fun. The iPad is the technology of the future. Period.

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

iWIllUseThisToAttractHipsterLadiesAtPete'sCandyStore

SuedeDwayne
SuedeDwayne (#1,879)

iHaveMoreMoneyThanYou

hurleyburley
hurleyburley (#1,280)

iDont"OwnAToothbrush"

Mindpowered
Mindpowered (#948)

iDontwantitanymore.

dado
dado (#102)

iWhippledit

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

iCanLookAtPornAnywhereNowYippee

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

err...theoretically.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

You weren't in seat 5 G on flight 429 from Newark to BWI last week by any chance?

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

iWasNot. But my wife once sat next to a guy who was working it under his blanket and managed to get off right at the moment of liftoff. As it were.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

Timing is everything. Bet it was a gusher.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

iCan'tbelieveit'snotbetter!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Sarah Palin.

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

iLaughedOutLoudAtThis

Exene
Exene (#2,244)

ibid.

SuedeDwayne
SuedeDwayne (#1,879)

iHeartApplebees

good cross-promoting synergies there, huh? SYNERGIES!

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

iSpitOnYouriPhone

OuackMallard
OuackMallard (#774)

Tyler Perry's iCanDoBadAllByMyself

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

iscream!

Ribs
Ribs (#2,690)

iRoc-Z

Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Spaceman (#1,211)

Wait, is it really called the iPad? That's terrible.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

iPaid.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

ICarumba!

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

iToldYouAlreadyIAmInRemission

slimwhitman
slimwhitman (#2,958)

iAmcompensatingformysmallpenis

Comments for the void

iSometimeshaveapadortoweletteastheysayonknifecrimeisland,youknow,downthere,ewwww!

haveanyseday
haveanyseday (#1,183)

iWouldDoAnythingForLove, but iWon'tDoThat

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

MegaPhone

sorry your heinous

I actually like this more

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

I just purchased an Ultimate Gummy Bear. Hoollleeefuckingshit!

Doctors are gonna have to take ma foot after I wolf one of those infant-sized fuckerz down.

IT'S ON GUMMY BITCHES!!!1!

garge
garge (#736)

iWish it were a 12" macbook air instead?

missdelite
missdelite (#625)

iDon'tGetit

Comments for the void

iWishMyFuckingMacbookDidn'tDieJustAfterMyApplecareWasUpMotherFucker

tulip
tulip (#3,010)

iBallz

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

iWllSurvive

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

spellcheck!

iWillSurvive

p is for pee
p is for pee (#900)

iPeed
iPood

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

InternetMachine

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

Abbreviated as iMac?

JGP
JGP (#1,686)

You just blew my fucking mind.

p is for pee
p is for pee (#900)

iBuprofen

portmanteautally
portmanteautally (#1,015)

iWannabesedated

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

Apple spectacles:

iEye

Ribs
Ribs (#2,690)

iO! http://blogs.nybooks.com/post/354865231/aio

tralafel
tralafel (#1,221)

iNtentionallyStupid

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