1. iNowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry
Listicle Without Commentary, iPad, I Mean Really
iMeanReally
iShitYouNot
iTampon
maxiPad
C'mon guys, don't make fun. The iPad is the technology of the future. Period.
iWIllUseThisToAttractHipsterLadiesAtPete'sCandyStore
iLeak
iHaveMoreMoneyThanYou
iDont"OwnAToothbrush"
iDontwantitanymore.
iWhippledit
iCanLookAtPornAnywhereNowYippee
err...theoretically.
You weren't in seat 5 G on flight 429 from Newark to BWI last week by any chance?
iWasNot. But my wife once sat next to a guy who was working it under his blanket and managed to get off right at the moment of liftoff. As it were.
Timing is everything. Bet it was a gusher.
iCan'tbelieveit'snotbetter!
Sarah Palin.
iLaughedOutLoudAtThis
ibid.
iHeartApplebees
good cross-promoting synergies there, huh? SYNERGIES!
iSpitOnYouriPhone
Tyler Perry's iCanDoBadAllByMyself
iscream!
iRoc-Z
Wait, is it really called the iPad? That's terrible.
iMBored
iPaid.
ICarumba!
iToldYouAlreadyIAmInRemission
iAmcompensatingformysmallpenis
iSometimeshaveapadortoweletteastheysayonknifecrimeisland,youknow,downthere,ewwww!
iWouldDoAnythingForLove, but iWon'tDoThat
MegaPhone
I actually like this more
I just purchased an Ultimate Gummy Bear. Hoollleeefuckingshit!
Doctors are gonna have to take ma foot after I wolf one of those infant-sized fuckerz down.
IT'S ON GUMMY BITCHES!!!1!
Awesome!
iWish it were a 12" macbook air instead?
ditto
iDon'tGetit
iWishMyFuckingMacbookDidn'tDieJustAfterMyApplecareWasUpMotherFucker
iBallz
iWllSurvive
spellcheck!
iWillSurvive
iPeed iPood
iPud
iPoon
InternetMachine
Abbreviated as iMac?
You just blew my fucking mind.
iBuprofen
iWannabesedated
Apple spectacles:
iEye
iO! http://blogs.nybooks.com/post/354865231/aio
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iMeanReally
iShitYouNot
iTampon
maxiPad
C'mon guys, don't make fun. The iPad is the technology of the future. Period.
iWIllUseThisToAttractHipsterLadiesAtPete'sCandyStore
iLeak
iHaveMoreMoneyThanYou
iDont"OwnAToothbrush"
iDontwantitanymore.
iWhippledit
iCanLookAtPornAnywhereNowYippee
err...theoretically.
You weren't in seat 5 G on flight 429 from Newark to BWI last week by any chance?
iWasNot. But my wife once sat next to a guy who was working it under his blanket and managed to get off right at the moment of liftoff. As it were.
Timing is everything. Bet it was a gusher.
iCan'tbelieveit'snotbetter!
Sarah Palin.
iLaughedOutLoudAtThis
ibid.
iHeartApplebees
good cross-promoting synergies there, huh? SYNERGIES!
iSpitOnYouriPhone
Tyler Perry's iCanDoBadAllByMyself
iscream!
iRoc-Z
Wait, is it really called the iPad? That's terrible.
iMBored
iPaid.
ICarumba!
iToldYouAlreadyIAmInRemission
iAmcompensatingformysmallpenis
iSometimeshaveapadortoweletteastheysayonknifecrimeisland,youknow,downthere,ewwww!
iWouldDoAnythingForLove, but iWon'tDoThat
MegaPhone
I actually like this more
I just purchased an Ultimate Gummy Bear. Hoollleeefuckingshit!
Doctors are gonna have to take ma foot after I wolf one of those infant-sized fuckerz down.
IT'S ON GUMMY BITCHES!!!1!
Awesome!
iWish it were a 12" macbook air instead?
ditto
iDon'tGetit
iWishMyFuckingMacbookDidn'tDieJustAfterMyApplecareWasUpMotherFucker
iBallz
iWllSurvive
spellcheck!
iWillSurvive
iPeed
iPood
iPud
iPoon
InternetMachine
Abbreviated as iMac?
You just blew my fucking mind.
iBuprofen
iWannabesedated
Apple spectacles:
iEye
iO! http://blogs.nybooks.com/post/354865231/aio
iNtentionallyStupid