Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
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Most Grave And Unprecedented Crime Against Humanity Throughout History

1. The Holocaust



Turkey is a parliamentary republic in Eurasia. It really hates The Holocaust.

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Zack (#2,609)

Wait … which Holocaust?

cherrispryte (#444)

THIS.

Ooh, I know TWO blog commenters who are getting prosecuted for defamation against Turkey later…

Tuna Surprise (#573)

Are you giving up names?

brianvan (#149)

I cannot wait for Turkey to submit more unpaid essays.

Alternate joke: "Turkey" is not a bad pseudonym for Balk!

Turkey never got the distribution rights for He's Just Not That Into You, then?

itsthereal (#558)

1a.) Thanksgiving.

benis (#3,178)

THAT.

brianvan (#149)

Fuck, you came up with a good angle on that. I couldn't.

AmishOrSomething (#2,826)

Tell that to Holly D. More!

GangstaLeanBacon (#2,460)

Those members of the Turkish parliament will do anything not to talk about the Armenian holocaust.

LotaLota (#1,703)

Shades of Serdar Argic: here, turkey, turkey, turkey…*

*that's hilarious to those of us who've been on the internet forever and ever. Before Usenet got big, even.

barnhouse (#1,326)

NOT US, they mean.

NinetyNine (#98)

At least they're aren't being overly-clever about it or anything.

Ribs (#2,690)

HAA!retz

abbyjean (#508)

Said Hitler, in preparing for the Holocaust: "Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians? Our strength lies in our intensive attacks and our barbarity…After all, who today remembers the genocide of the Armenians?"

So glad they're disconnected so Turkey can rail against one while continuing to ignore the other!

Dr. Spaceman (#1,211)

2. Turkey bacon

LondonLee (#922)

3. Tofurkey

Bittersweet (#765)

4. Turducken

HiredGoons (#603)

Joseph Gobbles.

cherrispryte (#444)

Oh shit.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Go to your room!!!

My fez is off to you for that one, sir.

Ouch ouch ouch. That was great / terrible.

shostakobitch (#1,692)

What do you call the energy flows of a group of Turkish ethnic minorities who are midgets meditating in a cabin?

SMALL KURD COTTAGE CHIS!

MollyBloomberg (#1,169)

That is just stupid enough to have me make whatever one calls that explosive laugh that happens before one can regain control (previously called "spit on keyboard.")

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