More news about the growing gender equity over on Knifecrime Island: "Record numbers of women are being arrested for violent crimes, it was revealed today. Annual criminal justice statistics showed 88,139 women were arrested for violent offences in a single year – or nearly 250 every day. That is an increase of nearly 1,000 on a year earlier. At the same time, the number of men arrested for violent crimes fell by 10,000." Do click through for the picture: It is a stock photo of a ladette with a knife. It should probably be put on the British flag.
Is this a slapper I see before me?
guffaw!
Infirm of purpose! Give me the daggers!
Where will I ever find a classic girl?
Well if the men would hold up their end, the women wouldn't have to commit all those violent crimes.
See, she's holding the knife all wrong. The way you stab someone is, first, you have balance your weight on your back foot...
What kills me is that they check your id to buy a knife, but don't when buying booze.
Everything I hear about Knifecrime Island, which has about 1/5 the population of the Rapenpillage Empire, I just multiply by 5.
Ew, white hoodie.