Local gay cat (pictured, above) somehow loses gay blog gay animal gay holiday gay outfit contest. (NB That is not our Cat, it is merely a local cat heretofore unknown to us but decidedly a highly enjoyable one.)
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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I'm not sure if the term "our cat" is correct.
I didn't know you belonged to PETA.
it's like "our Mr. Darcy" or some shit.
How have I neglected to name my imaginary cat "Pork Chop"?? Time for a re-naming ceremony!
My imaginary/future cat is already named Chairman Meow. There will be no compromise on this.
Ha! Amazingly enough that is actually the current name of mine! Because, really, cats make the best dictators. Or pork chops.
Chairman Meow is a classic. My imaginary future cats will be named Chairman Meow and Mr. Furley.
Mr. Furley!!
throwin shade.
It even has a beard.
CLICK THROUGH THERE'S A DACHSHUND, THERE'S A DACHSHUND!!!
Wiener Santa! Wiener Santa!
(Also 'The furriest prancer' got ROBBED.)
Of course we know that's not Cat. Cat has that sexy Cindy Crawford mole.
Cat ate the mole a while ago (except for the gross parts).
Is that cat's face painted onto its face?? STOP SMILING AT ME CAT
I call photoshopping! Perhaps Jezebel can get the before pictures.
Welp, there goes the Jezebel bonus pool for January...
Toots and Ozzy are being strangled by a boa constrictor!!!!!!!!!1
Not to be a grinch, but poor Hank just looks like he is ashamedly in a partial state of undress. Perhaps gay cat's lighting looked snooted by a professional, and is therefore out of touch with Real America?
It's such a common dog expression when wearing something ridiculous outfit, that I feel like they must know how wrong it is.
that cat looks like it has stooooooooories to tell. but only after it drinks some tiny whisky and smokes a tiny cigar.
the rubric for judging was totally complicated, okay!
That's one fine lookin feline.
But the winner of this contest, it wasn't wearing a "leopard skin dress with a gold sequined tutu" by any chance was it?
This cat looks more like Ghostface Killah's "Father Knows Best" or whatever commercials for MTV.
Stop it. I have shunted aside traditional female desires for family, husband and home and replaced them with "maybe getting a cat one day". (I realize this is a tradition of a different sort.) BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A CAT RIGHT NOW AND YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING IT WORSE.
http://www.newyorkshitty.com/?p=30929 how much longer can you keep up your futile resistance?
Dammit. Knife in the gut.
The tuxedo is a near twin to my recently passed kitty and if I could swing the vet bill to fix up that oozy eye, it would be home already. But I'd need to take the shy one too right? And that's a spiral I just can't start spinning...
Sorry to hear of your loss, Maeve - even if you're prepared for it, it's always devastating.
But yeah, I couldn't split these two up, either, and I already have a seriously neurotic (and now arthritic) rescued Siamese at home. arrrrgh
If this makes it easier, those kittens are too old to be taken in now, they're already feral. You need to bring them in as soon as they're weaned.
Take it from someone who shares his apartment with a cat (slightly too old kitten at the time) my wife brought in from the yard. Once they go feral, they're never quite right. I mean he's sweet and all, but getting your hands on him to, say, get him in his carrier to go to the vet, is sometimes a two day process. A process that has left deep, and likely permanent scars on my arms.
i got two kittens two months ago. getting laid now has the added can't-invite-him-back-to-my-place-because-there's-a-litterbox-in-my-bedroom bonus.
I'll see your gay cat and raise you a gay dog:
http://www.marthastewart.com/gallery/detail?galleryId=santa_pets&mediaId=7173182&offset=956
Simon Doonan's cat got robbed.
Not enough decoupage.
I'm a little scared that Boscoe and Jaxon might have electrocuted themselves. Ahahaha electroCUTE-d! Oh, gaah, never mind.
(Also: my cat would bite my face off if I tried any of this on her. She is the best.)
Those are not real cats. Those cats look needy. Real cats look arrogant and do not need you -- though they may condescend to accept your offerings on occasion. Also, cats are not owned.
That's not gayface. That's world weary courtesan face.