Horrifying iPhone Plastic Surgery Apps Rated!
What can't the iPhone do? It can even help you figure out what you would look like after plastic surgery! Awl pal Marisa Meltzer tries them all out. (Spoiler: it turns out that America's beauty standard means that "big" noses are "very ugly.") "I uploaded a close-up of my profile and got to work. I noticed immediately that the sound effects seemed wildly inappropriate; the constant beeping of a heart monitor punctuated with screams, chain-saw noises, and the occasional orgasmic moan seemed more suitable to a slasher film than a woman-friendly game."
Liposuction APP = iSuck
Big noses, just like overly curly or dark hair or dark eyes, are ethnic looking so of course that equals "very ugly" here in America and in most of the western and western influenced world But so were big Butts 5 years ago. Big noses are hott. Give the world time to deprogram.
Oh and I mean beyond the niche fetishism of The sino,negro,semite or latina phile.
SchnozzROWR.
All day, every day.
I thought big nose meant interestingly hung. Granted I guess many woman don't want to regarded as such.
I've seen some things…Lord knows.
I read somewhere that some evolutionary biologists or psychologists believe that the shape of the nose was designed to potentially suggest the penis,* such that a large, prominent nose could imply a promising thing down there.
*I couldn't find or remember the source, but in Googling around, I ran into the Wikipedia article on Human Penis Size. It's funny that the smaller penis is pale white with light hair, and the larger juicer more prehensile-like one is attached to a body with a darker complexion and black hair.
Party on Garth!
Nicely done!
I can't be the only one who thinks Marisa's "before" looks about a hundred thousand times better than the "after," right?
You are definitely not the only one! Why did they make her mouth smaller?!?!?!
Seriously! It's all way too Carol Kane for comfort.
the after looks like meryl streep reinacting wayne's world.
the before does not have this effect.
So in the first one she is exhaling and the second one she is inhaling? Here take my money!!! The app works!!!!