"Now I've taken a 45-day unpaid leave of absence from my job at Merrill Lynch. It's not right to draw a salary when I'm out every day campaigning. Fortunately, I've still got a little NYU teaching job and some MSNBC, so for a while I think I can put food on the table."
-That's New York's would-be Senator Harold Ford, just stone cold being an ass.
Friday, January 29, 2010
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Jerk's probably stealing music now too.
The Jerk Store just called, they're running out of Harold Fords.
Can someone please get a photo of him walking the Chihuahua.
Seriously, this bitch only gets better. Can't wait 'til he formally announces.
By "45 day unpaid leave", why do I feel like he will be getting paid for those 45 days when gets back to the office.
And when I ran out of $50s, I had to start lighting my cigars with $20s! Can you believe that?! Filthy, common $20 bills. I've learned only to try it on an empty stomach. Fishing your monocle out of a puddle of vomit is profoundly unpleasant, or at least it looks that way whenever Guadalupe has to do it.
NYU up to MSNBC must be a hell of a commute.
Fine. You do that.
In eleven months you'll just be another guy with a blog and an opinion about everything you have zero information on. It's like Congress, only you don't wear socks as often.
but with Cheetos!
How did you do that cool highlight thing!?
This man is running the worst campaign of all time, and he isn't even formally campaigning yet. I fully expect him to kick a baby next week while wearing a Red Sox jersey during Morning Joe.