If you would like to "focus on the trivial and superficial while the nation remains at war and teeters on the edge of an economic recession," go here! Otherwise, stick around.
If you would like to "focus on the trivial and superficial while the nation remains at war and teeters on the edge of an economic recession," go here! Otherwise, stick around.
I'm dying to know what Mary HK Choi thinks of these 'disco pants'.
Not quite as horrifyingly vomit-inducing as the 'ballet outfit.'
Cuddle Party Rules
1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.
3. You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.)
4. If you're a yes, say YES. If you're a no, say NO.
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind anytime you want.
7. Respect your relationship agreements and communicate with your partner.
8. Get your Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if you have a question or concern or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
9. Tears and laughter are both welcome.
10. Respect people's privacy when sharing about Cuddle Parties and do not gossip.
11. Arrive on time.
12. Be hygienically savvy.
13. IMPORTANT: The post-cuddle orgy will be held at the Alpharetta Ramada on Mansell Rd., room 325.
14. Repeat rules 1-12, but for "pajamas" substitute the words "nipple clamps."
Memo to Eds:
Please give SN a regular column.He/She is a national treasure.
Kthx
things that look disturbingly similar: outdoor cuddle party photos, photos of jonestown.
I told @anamariecox that her article was written in 100% Awl style. Not only did she OMG RETWEET (I'm starstruck pretty easily), she also acquiesced. She's the Mary Choi of the Beltway I think?
This post is from, what, 13 days ago? That article is already gone due to the implosion of AirAmerica. Fortunately the google cache is still up.
Damn it, can someplace RELIABLE please give Ana Marie Cox a job?