January 6, 2010

Best Possible SEO-Friendly Content on Lady Sex Fantasies

by Choire posted @11:55 AM

NOT rape rape?This is from one of those other sides of the Internet—web content in pursuit of Google traffic—except that's mostly situational, because the actual content is awesome. (The site in question, Our Cheating Ways, is run by a woman who says that "our promiscuous, cheating ways are having a detrimental effect on our society." Okay!) The topic is the Top Five (Most-Googled) Sexual Fantasies of Women, and it is not at all impaired by the fact that it was written by a man. Hence, Fantasy Number Three: "Rape fantasies, sometimes called ravaging fantasies, are extremely common among women. In fact, they are the basis for many of the romance novels we read when we are in our teens and just discovering our sexuality. But, real rape is about violence. Fantasy rape is about the loss of romantic control." Got that, Whoopi Goldberg and Dolce and Gabbana? Rape rape: totally not either rape or fantasy rape.

 
Tags
Share
DiggThis
 

39 Comments / Post a new comment

  1. Moff [#28]

    Actually, in my fantasy rapes, it's about the violence. And the being called "Amanda."

  2. cherrispryte [#444]

    Ah Men. Telling women why they're fantasizing what they're fantasizing since the beginning of time.

    Also, I could go all Jezebel on your asses and explain how the patriarchy is to blame for all of this, but I don't think it would be either witty or useful.

  3. carpetblogger [#306]

    Or we could just all be peaceful and admire the photo on that fantasy page.

  4. Abe Sauer [#148]

    "Tell her it's OK if she calls out his name." Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh mmmmmmmmok.

  5. DoctorDisaster [#1970]

    Shouldn't it be "ravishing" fantasies? Rape isn't my strong suit, but I'm usually pretty good with diction.

  6. kneetoe [#1881]

    So being more feminine in bed doesn't require buying her a strap on and bending over. Shit, I've been doing it wrong!!

  7. Matsfro [#2778]

    "But, you could have a role play night where you are more feminine in bed. Give yourself a really close shave. Then spray perfume on your body."

    And then, wait a month or two before being intimate again. Allow your lover to grow out all of her body hair, creating a delicious mix of stubble and bush in all the areas you find yourself most drawn to. Allow her to wear your three-day-old boxers and wanked-off-in-undershirt as you embrace each other in an antithetical apogee.

    ***

  8. NinetyNine [#98]

    The countdown to "Dov Charney is a rapist why do you take his money" started 15 minutes ago.

  9. Colonel Mustard [#183]

    Fantasy Rape sounds like a review for Avatar.

  10. iplaudius [#1066]

    Um, sometimes women write about rape fantasies. And it's still … problematic.

  11. kiamatthews [#2192]

    Some call them "Rape Fantasies", others call them "Ravishing Fantasies". I call them "Trent Reznor Going to Work on Me" Fantasies.

  12. Natasha Vargas-Cooper [#664]

    Oh hey! Also? Why do yall think VAMPIRES are so sexi-rexi? Does vamp sex for ladies mean some mutual kind of ugly bumping? Nope. It's all bundled up with the victim/aggressor role. Bella ain't going to be pulling no one's hair.

 

Leave a Comment

Login Using:

Login to your account:

E-mail:
Password:

Register | Lost password?