This is from one of those other sides of the Internet-web content in pursuit of Google traffic-except that's mostly situational, because the actual content is awesome. (The site in question, Our Cheating Ways, is run by a woman who says that "our promiscuous, cheating ways are having a detrimental effect on our society." Okay!) The topic is the Top Five (Most-Googled) Sexual Fantasies of Women, and it is not at all impaired by the fact that it was written by a man. Hence, Fantasy Number Three: "Rape fantasies, sometimes called ravaging fantasies, are extremely common among women. In fact, they are the basis for many of the romance novels we read when we are in our teens and just discovering our sexuality. But, real rape is about violence. Fantasy rape is about the loss of romantic control." Got that, Whoopi Goldberg and Dolce and Gabbana? Rape rape: totally not either rape or fantasy rape.
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Actually, in my fantasy rapes, it's about the violence. And the being called "Amanda."
Ah Men. Telling women why they're fantasizing what they're fantasizing since the beginning of time.
Also, I could go all Jezebel on your asses and explain how the patriarchy is to blame for all of this, but I don't think it would be either witty or useful.
Or we could just all be peaceful and admire the photo on that fantasy page.
2nded.
"Tell her it's OK if she calls out his name." Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh mmmmmmmmok.
Or her name. If she's into the lesbian stuff.
Shouldn't it be "ravishing" fantasies? Rape isn't my strong suit, but I'm usually pretty good with diction.
Maybe it's "radishing" fantasies and she gets off to making little peppery flowers.
Being sodomized with a radish -- that's an old one.
"Wavishing" if you're a gay.
So being more feminine in bed doesn't require buying her a strap on and bending over. Shit, I've been doing it wrong!!
I heart you more each day.
"But, you could have a role play night where you are more feminine in bed. Give yourself a really close shave. Then spray perfume on your body."
And then, wait a month or two before being intimate again. Allow your lover to grow out all of her body hair, creating a delicious mix of stubble and bush in all the areas you find yourself most drawn to. Allow her to wear your three-day-old boxers and wanked-off-in-undershirt as you embrace each other in an antithetical apogee.
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The countdown to "Dov Charney is a rapist why do you take his money" started 15 minutes ago.
As you undoubtedly know, those ads are most likely third-party remnant advertising from elsewhere!
But still if I get fired via LACY ASSES on my work browser I am blaming David Cho.
Is remnant-rape worse than rape-rape?
Fantasy Rape sounds like a review for Avatar.
As in, "the animated portions completely fantasy raped my cerebral cortex."
Have you been reading my Na'vi/Dragon slash-fic again?
Um, sometimes women write about rape fantasies. And it's still ... problematic.
Not for me!
Me neither!
Not sure I get the at all or the Hoo Boy. Men can participate in women's rape fantasies but not understand/write about them?
Can't rape the willing.
Some call them "Rape Fantasies", others call them "Ravishing Fantasies". I call them "Trent Reznor Going to Work on Me" Fantasies.
Essential Trent Truth.
Oh hey! Also? Why do yall think VAMPIRES are so sexi-rexi? Does vamp sex for ladies mean some mutual kind of ugly bumping? Nope. It's all bundled up with the victim/aggressor role. Bella ain't going to be pulling no one's hair.
Getting head from a Vampire = Worst Fear.
Was it an urban myth that people with braces would get stuck together if they open mouth kissed? Was that true? Yahoo answers has not helped me answer this.
Let's you and I go get us some braces and find out.
I knew people this braces-trap-biz happened to! When I was at school! But they could have been making it up for funz? As I heard it though it wasn't to the extent of 'go to hospital to get untangled' but more 'okay, i'll stay still whilst you lift up, there we go.'
But when Bella becomes a vampire, Edward has to keep saying "Ow" and asking her to hold back.
Also, Bella's final experience as a human is her little vampire baby raping her from the inside out. It's a girl!
ALERT YOUR SPOILERS, SIR!
Wow. So much to discuss here. One step closer to turning the Awl into a twilight messaging board here.
*resists*
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Sorry!
SPOILER ALERT. I don't want to get my hand slapped, but can we talk about her shield? It's like the ultimate feminist sexuality -- ixnay on the penetration VAGINAL ENGULFING instead, as she encloses everyone around her in her diaphanous shield-womb.
Hmmm maybe this Twilight needs to get bumped in my queue.
EXCUSE ME. If I did not go all bonerkilling feminazi on this, the rape fantasy thread, hell no are all you bitches turning this into a Twihard faux-orgy.
Restrain yourselves.