A team of researchers at Oxford University have declared that carrying extra fat around the hips, buttocks and thighs is healthy, protecting against heart and metabolic problems. As we know, fat around the stomach, producing the dreaded "apple shape" torso is bad. "It is shape that matters and where the fat gathers," said lead researcher Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulos, to the BBC. Hey, nice rhymes, bro.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Just for your files, today is Raekwon's 40th birthday, Dave Bry!
Woah! Thanks, Mathnet. Here's to Rae enjoying lots of ice cream today.
Asinine.
Yet assiduous.
I suspect that this study has been pear reviewed
If it hasn't someone will get to the bottom of it.
So Sir Mix-A-Lot was conducting some very valuable research back in 1992?
So ahead of his time! These Oxford dweebs just got SPRUNG.
I'm trying to think of a better rap name than Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulos.
CAN'T BE DONE!
The official start of the Naughties was when this song came out, you know.
Steatopyga again?
According to this study, I am indestructible.
Oh, Sisqo in the tags! Though I think it was "Dumps like a truck, truck, truck / Thighs like what, what, what." Significant because both the dumps and the thighs are in play here.
Think I'll sing it again!
ALL NIGHT LONG