Frontiers of medicine: "A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements – are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS."
Frontiers of medicine: "A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements – are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS."
Eddie Murphy recorded a song about this sort of thing once, didn't he?
No mention of leeks or legs of lamb, though.
The rest of the lamb refused treatment.
Seriously [!][??]--on topic? In the town I come from, there is the story of a local politician--a Democrat--perhaps that is significant--who was, it is told, brought to the Emergency Room early one Sunday morning stuck to a German Shepherd, which/who had to be surgically detached from this politician's Ass.
Guess it is significant she was a Democrat.
Servicey: I remember reading, on the internet circa 1999, a 'woman's guide to canine-human sex'. Apparently dogs have a big lump down around the taint known as 'the knot', the purpose of which is lock him right in there. The guide was quite emphatic that one should not let him get his knot up there.
That's why I'm a cat person.
Perhaps someone misheard the word "aerosol".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM
Are they sure it wasn't leg of goat?
Oh so THATS
where you keep the whisk?
New airport security scans will surely add to the laughs.
Except, they can't see what you've got hidden up your butt. Kind of a gaping hole in their security wall I'd say.
you said "gaping hole"...
bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS
Stupid bougie Brits still own PEOPLE?
So asses are like tiger sharks?
As if you didn't know.
Put a clock in your butt/Put a big rock in your butt.
Oh yeah and British Comma Allergy claims another victim:
"i>He said that those who had a tendency to stick things up their behind were usually educated, middle class and often married people with children just looking to spice up their sex life."
Shoot me now.
Awww, I miss that roundup Spy used to run every spring from the Journal of Forensic Medicine. The weirdest was a deer tongue AND a pair of dice fished out of an apparently quite roomy vagina.
Apparently slash and puncture wounds are quite common because some people like to masturbate with scissors. Wasn't that in a Shirley Lord novel?