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Once, during a concert in the last century, dub legend Lee "Scratch" Perry astonished the crowd by whipping out his dick and announcing, "Here's the messiah you've all been waiting for." I am not saying that Steve Jobs is going to do the same thing during today's Apple Tablet presentation, but you've got to admit that it would be kind of cool.
So long as he didn't dress it in a mini black mock turtleneck, I'd remark in my newsfeed.
Oh you know he does.
There's also a "multitouch interface" joke here somewhere.
iAmconflicted!
Oof, just re-read–it's not an either/or scenario. Phew!
Supposedly the Tablet will have a "proximity detector" – wonder what happens when you wave your dick at it? Probably a laugh track goes off ;-)
Never laugh when a man is courteous enough to display his dick for you! I encourage everyone to set the dongtone to "enthusiastic applause."
Back in my gay club days, sometimes we would just ask a guy. Politely. SAVES SO MUCH TIME. And, yes, it is important to have something nice to say, should he show you the courtesy.
Jim Morrison once announced his intention to present a serpent to an apple in Miami, and he landed in the Dade County lockup.
That would certainly raise the stakes for the State of the Union address.
also viewership!
I protect my Lee "Scratch" Perry boxed set with my life.