And That's When I Clicked "Close Tab": I Don't Know And I Don't Care Edition
I guess if you're curious, go ahead, but really, I'm surprised he's not always surrounded by pie.
I guess if you're curious, go ahead, but really, I'm surprised he's not always surrounded by pie.
It's sad, patriotic pie.
Maybe he's also surrounded by pie-throwing clowns, with really good aim? That would be the optimistic explanation.
He is never surrounded by pie. The life expectancy of a pie within Glenn Beck's reach is measured in microseconds.
1. That was my first Glenn Beck experience. It was also my last.
2. I'll be honest–if it were somebody else doing it, I'd find the chalkboard thing charming.
3. It's ostensibly about Union Day and how Michelle Obama is one of many, many people who are wrong to suggest that people with more of the pie should contribute a little more.
4. It's about Glenn Beck getting an adrenaline rush from playing with pastries and plastic soldiers and licking his fingers and convincing people he doesn't want to eat the entire mess all day long.
5. I want an eclair.
Re: Point 2…
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-project
"Oh reallllly? They can't organ-ize?"
It's about Hostess Pies, Dressing Up, and Feeling Really Nice About Yourself.
I hope the crusts are homemade–it's really not that hard.
"IT'S EASY. JUST PUSH THE DOUGH INTO THE PAN WITH YOUR PANSY MANICURED FINGERS, YOU WIMPY LIBERAL DUMMOCRAT."
What's not reported that they were all humble pies.
Why am I not surrounded by pie?
I wouldn't mind encasing Glenn Beck in a handmade mud pie.