I have extremely limited interest in the entire John Edwards paternity saga, but if the phrase "steal a diaper" does not immediately enter the political lexicon there is something very, very wrong with this country.
18.5 minute gap in Watergate Tapes recovered through technology.
Gap Smoking Gun Section
Haldeman: So you can see where, ah, where things are starting to get away from us a little here, sir.
Nixon: Mmm-hmm. Right.
Dean: I'm afraid there's a – there's a cancer – and it's surrounding the presidency, sir, and –
Nixon: Jesus Christ, John, you sound like one of those fruitcakes over at the Post. What are they, Fernwood and Woodstein?
Dean: Woodward and Bernstein.
Nixon: Who's Fernwood? Why do I know that name? Is that a TV show?
Haldeman: But if he's right –
Nixon: If he's right, we have no choice.
Ehrlichman: You mean –
Haldeman: Dear god, no.
Nixon: We're going to have to steal a diaper.
Dean: Steal a diaper?
Haldeman: Jesus.
Ehrlichman: We have to steal a diaper.
Dean: What does that even mean?
Haldeman: Christ, use your imagination, John.
Dean: I don't get it.
Ehrlichman: Well, I assume you know what a diaper is?
Dean: Don't condescend.
Nixon: It means we're gonna make the rat bastards shit themselves, but they won't have a diaper, see, because we're gonna steal it first, so the shit runs right down their legs and forms a giant steaming pile right in front of the goddamn national press corps; Dan Schorr, Fernwood –
DeanL Woodward.
Nicon: – every goddamn one of them. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Haldeman: I'll call Liddy.
And, I mean, if you have to have a thing from her, how about maybe a bib? Bottle? Pacifier? I'm glad you didn't take a toy or her blankie or something but WTF.
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I actually listen to the clip above hoping it was an adult diaper.
Revenge of the Duplicitous Depends.
Not to mention the fact that the entire nick was unnecessary. Spend any time with a diapers-aged kid and you're gonna get baby DNA all over you.
This is the natural evolution from kissing too many babies.
18.5 minute gap in Watergate Tapes recovered through technology.
Gap Smoking Gun Section
Haldeman: So you can see where, ah, where things are starting to get away from us a little here, sir.
Nixon: Mmm-hmm. Right.
Dean: I'm afraid there's a – there's a cancer – and it's surrounding the presidency, sir, and –
Nixon: Jesus Christ, John, you sound like one of those fruitcakes over at the Post. What are they, Fernwood and Woodstein?
Dean: Woodward and Bernstein.
Nixon: Who's Fernwood? Why do I know that name? Is that a TV show?
Haldeman: But if he's right –
Nixon: If he's right, we have no choice.
Ehrlichman: You mean –
Haldeman: Dear god, no.
Nixon: We're going to have to steal a diaper.
Dean: Steal a diaper?
Haldeman: Jesus.
Ehrlichman: We have to steal a diaper.
Dean: What does that even mean?
Haldeman: Christ, use your imagination, John.
Dean: I don't get it.
Ehrlichman: Well, I assume you know what a diaper is?
Dean: Don't condescend.
Nixon: It means we're gonna make the rat bastards shit themselves, but they won't have a diaper, see, because we're gonna steal it first, so the shit runs right down their legs and forms a giant steaming pile right in front of the goddamn national press corps; Dan Schorr, Fernwood –
DeanL Woodward.
Nicon: – every goddamn one of them. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Haldeman: I'll call Liddy.
And, I mean, if you have to have a thing from her, how about maybe a bib? Bottle? Pacifier? I'm glad you didn't take a toy or her blankie or something but WTF.
Anything where the smell wouldn't give you up after about 15 seconds.
Let's be in cahoots!
Awww, the wittle baby got her wittle finger pwicked, I'll just use this wittle glass wectangle to wipe the bwud . . . .
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