Oh hey! The Idiocracy has happened! We found the proof in this (NSFW) video from Spike TV's new "TV show" that actually exists. It is about straight guys eating things that have been in their butts and laughing at each other, and it is a TV show, on the actual TV, it seems.
This would be ok if they weren't straight. That's just ewww.
Up until now, stuff (double-stuff??) like this has only been on the shock-jock (strap) RADIO. Looking forward to crossword puzzle clue refs to this historic moment. 7 ACROSS: FRAT-BOY FAVORITE SANDWICH COOKIE. 4 DOWN: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT COOKIE HAS BEEN? The way they were running was kinda funny, c'mon. Also: OREO: FUCK YOU, I'M EATING!
gives new meaning to "big-ass fries"
Haha thank god I had my cable turned off.
Hope it goes a full seven games.
Now I feel like the guy who witnessed the shark attack in South Africa.
"I never want to experience this again. I'm going to block it out of my mind."
Ha Ha! Sports and Homoeroticism like peanut butter and chocolate... maybe that doesn't sound so good in this context?
Are you sure this isn't a preview for Dante's Inferno?
Not for nothing, this is a pretty tame portrayal of the contests devised by "straight" high school athletes. Soldiers too.
Ookie cookie?
Soggy biscuit?
For years, we'll be randomly turning on the TV and one of us goes, "Oh look! Ow My Balls! is on."
"no comment."
I needed to see some ass today. Thanks, Awl.
Really, O Fortuna?
O tempora. O mores.
I knew these guys. Pretty harmless. Like "Dazed and Confused" or that Jersey Guido thing that intrigues all. I think I'll write a thoughtful analysis of it.
It's only gross if it's been in someone else's butt.
If you watch it up to the last second, you'll see that it's "in memory of" some person.
That's quite a tribute.
Isn't it just a cookie? Ass crack or not, it'll still taste like oreo -- what's with the pained facial expressions?
Neither Carl Orff nor Le Stade Olympique nor male jockstraps nor the hot young men in them deserve this. The makers of Hydrox, however, probably do.
Idiocracy... one of those movies much better to talk about than to live through, like The Ten, or Lawrence of Arabia...
In Memory of Ricky Zieba?!?
I'm certain Mr. Zieba wished to be remembered in this manner.