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Friday, December 18, 2009

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Yes, They Stole The Auschwitz Sign

OOOFA Jew: They stole the Auschwitz sign??
Me: Yup.
A Jew: Oh girl.
Me: For real.
A Jew: This feels like a Bloomberg plot to me.
Me: Wait. MIKE Bloomberg? You mean, like, he wanted to install it over New York City?
A Jew: Exactly!
Me: Um. Too soon.

17 Comments / Post A Comment

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

David Irving denies that the sign was stolen.

oudemia
oudemia (#177)

Why must you assume it was stolen? It probably just eroded due to natural and non-nefarious exposure to the elements.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

There actually was never a sign to begin with.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

The theft of the sign took place a day after an agreement was reached in Berlin on providing about $90 million to maintain the memorial and museum.

Flashman
Flashman (#418)

I'd never noticed the shoddy kerning in this sign before.

Choire Sicha

+10000

brianvan
brianvan (#149)

Automatic "Typography Joke" Commenter Approval.

Automatic "Holocaust Joke" Commenter Approval.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

I'd never noticed that the B is upside-down. Today is let's learn about Nazi typography day.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

(I'm giving you a blowjob right now)

TerseNursePornstein

"in New York für die Sie arbeiten frei."

Too soon?

TerseNursePornstein

für frei. Yes, too soon!

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

The für is gonna frei over that one.

NominaStultorum
NominaStultorum (#1,638)

+fürty-frei

Dickdogfood
Dickdogfood (#650)

Theodor Adorno must hate our ever-lovin' guts.

TerseNursePornstein

A negative dialectic?

ugarte
ugarte (#484)

First they came for the Auschwitz sign and I said nothing because I did not live in Auschwitz. When they came for the "Oy Vey" sign there was nobody left to speak.

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