A Jew: They stole the Auschwitz sign??
Me: Yup.
A Jew: Oh girl.
Me: For real.
A Jew: This feels like a Bloomberg plot to me.
Me: Wait. MIKE Bloomberg? You mean, like, he wanted to install it over New York City?
A Jew: Exactly!
Me: Um. Too soon.
Friday, December 18, 2009
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David Irving denies that the sign was stolen.
Why must you assume it was stolen? It probably just eroded due to natural and non-nefarious exposure to the elements.
There actually was never a sign to begin with.
The theft of the sign took place a day after an agreement was reached in Berlin on providing about $90 million to maintain the memorial and museum.
I'd never noticed the shoddy kerning in this sign before.
+10000
Automatic "Typography Joke" Commenter Approval.
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I'd never noticed that the B is upside-down. Today is let's learn about Nazi typography day.
(I'm giving you a blowjob right now)
"in New York für die Sie arbeiten frei."
Too soon?
für frei. Yes, too soon!
The für is gonna frei over that one.
+fürty-frei
Theodor Adorno must hate our ever-lovin' guts.
A negative dialectic?
@iplaudius
First they came for the Auschwitz sign and I said nothing because I did not live in Auschwitz. When they came for the "Oy Vey" sign there was nobody left to speak.