A fresh missive from our crazed right-wing emailer, Tony Caputo! (Cc: “Ann Coulter, Esquire”!) Today’s topic: all those Jews down in Washington! For instance, this email asks, “ARE THE JEWISH KIDS GOING TO DENTAL, LAW AND MEDICAL SCHOOLS WHILE THE CHRISTIANS FIGHT THEIR WAR? WILL THE LIBERAL PRESS ALLOW THIS QUESTION? WILL THE ACLU, NOT LIKE THESE QUESTIONS?” There is also a long list of Jews in power, and Jews who have won Nobel prizes. You know who else made lists of Jews? That’s right: Adrienne Rich.
Just kidding, I totally meant Hitler!