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Friday, December 4, 2009

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Well LA DI DA, James Franco (Also, Good For Him)

"I was recently treated to an early prototype of a dessert that Marina Abramović, the 'grandmother of performance art,' created with the pastry chef Dominique Ansel." -James Franco, in the Wall Street Journal.

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katiebakes
katiebakes (#32)

Well, SOMEONE has been reading GOOP.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Gypsy Rose Lee + Birthday Cake.

Next act.

gregorg
gregorg (#30)

= Gypsy Rose Lee Goldberg?

TerseNursePornstein

Matthew Barney: Not a performance artist.

flossy
flossy (#1,402)

Wake me up for the abortions part.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Dear James Franco, please masturbate under a ramp and let me watch.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I was instructed to kiss a napkin that had been printed with a square of gold powder that would transfer to my face before eating the dessert. This way the dessert would pass through a golden gateway before it was ingested.

Sitting at Mr. Franco's side, I was instructed to kiss the same napkin, and then to toss his salad something fierce. This way the dessert would pass through a golden gateway after it was ingested.

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