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Thursday, December 10, 2009

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The Further Tyranny of the Christmas Wish List

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W "design blogger" Aaron Betsky-who is actually the head of the Cincinnati Art Museum-puts forward his Christmas wish list. I mean: this is a thing I would want as well? Except, for that price, can't I buy one of the lesser islands of Turks and Caicos?

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paxcincinnatus

I have no business knowing that things that nice really exist.

beingiseasy
beingiseasy (#1,735)

he used 'ovoid'.

fuck this guy.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I'll donate $100 to buy you the damn seat, so long as a 350-lb. man sticks his knee in your butt while you're dreaming of lederhosen, and a toddler is brought in over Labrador to hork creamed carrots all over your lap.

gregorg
gregorg (#30)

Pay $11k to sit next to Tyler Brule for 10 hours? forget it.

OuackMallard
OuackMallard (#774)

There's gotta be a good Roman Polanski joke here.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

"As an art museum director, I have to drive a sedan." What now?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I'm quite sure he meant this:

http://www.foolsfestival.com/2008/images/pr_sedan_chair.jpg

tralafel
tralafel (#1,221)

Taking a nap at Aquavit would be a cheaper alternative.

dorothy
dorothy (#1,694)

Just have them sit you at the tiniest table!

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

I just want two basketballs. One for my office (so I can play during lunch, and one for my house so I can play whenever.

My friends? Not dissimilar to this person will probably give me Santa Maria Novella and Kiehl's and iTunes certificates, all of which I really appreciate, but I really just want the basketballs.

It's not easy, being gay.

Clarence Rosario

I'm sure the food still sucks.

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