"One genetic mutation occurs on average for every 15 cigarettes that a typical lung-cancer patient smokes, according to a study that has identified for the first time all of the mutations acquired during the lifetime of a cancer patient." GREAT. I've already induced half a genetic mutation this morning.
My genetic mutation from my morning cigg's is walking the dog as I type. The others from last night are still sleeping.
That is why when I buy a pack of smokes I immediately throw the first six cigarettes away. Those are the cancer ones. The other 14 are the good ones. Sometimes, instead of throwing them away, I keep them in a special pouch to give to people who ask me for a smoke outside the bus terminal. Hahaha. If they only knew.
+1000