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Friday, December 18, 2009

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Rudolph The Big-Nosed Reindeer

feinstein"About ten years ago, I was doing a weekend of Christmas concerts, accompanied by a fine regional symphony in California... Minutes before I walked onstage the second night, a nervous representative of the orchestra board appeared in my dressing room to tell me that my program was 'too Jewish.' Wow, I thought, who knew that orchestra management played practical jokes on artists moments before their shows? My laughter turned to disbelief when the stuttering gentleman said that there had, in fact, been complaints."
-Michael Feinstein, the popular standards singer who looks so much like a cross between Barry Manilow and Jimmy Fallon, has an op-ed in the Times today about how the Jews totally stole Christmas from the Christians by writing all the best songs about it.

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jolie
jolie (#16)

Balk would have taken it all the way to 'Jewdolph the Big-Nosed Reindeer'

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

Nice. Might have been better.

jolie
jolie (#16)

I was going to add that I admire your restraint.

Setec Astrology

Restraint is for the goyim: http://bit.ly/90qiD6

Screen Name
Screen Name (#2,416)

Tonight, somewhere in California, a fine regional symphony will play a medley of Christmas songs beneath a tinsel covered Auschwitz sign.

mickeyitaliano
mickeyitaliano (#2,202)

it kinda writes itself

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

This is what he gets for making Jewish jokes during a Christmas concert!

steno
steno (#2,660)

Garrison Keillor on that board, perchance? http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story

rj77
rj77 (#210)

I heard about that this morning. Garrison apparently needs to shut-it when not doing his show, as he is proving himself to be a complete ass.

kitten_witawip

I ignore the winter holidays as much as humanly possible.

SemperBufo
SemperBufo (#1,849)

He did an article a couple of years ago about the homos, too. He can put his lutefisk right in his ass.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Control the message... control the message...

*counts sheckles

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