So in episode two of The Wire, our heroes in the police department-and the non-heroes among the bunch, because some of these cops really are the bottom of the barrel!-get their very own office space, in the basement of the police department. Which is "dank," at best. We learn very quickly about the loser cops, because the kind of hot white one with the bad attitude and his dumb friends go into the projects at 2 a.m. all drunk and start shaking people down, and then the awesomeness happens, which is that the people in the projects start pelting them from above with bottles and old TVs and stuff. That is excellent and reminds me of various trips to the projects from my youth! And then the really terrible thing happens.
In the aftermath of this ridiculously ill-advised incident-which ends in some kid from the projects losing an eye and which was entirely motivated by an unearned, macho sense of self-worth ("Who does that dyke think she is, bossing us around?" is basically what the dumb hot white one, named Herc, says of his coworker, who is actually busy doing policework while he picks his fat nose)-the leader of the squad, Lieutenant Daniels, who is black, has to come in and tell them how to lie about what happened so they get off. This is a truly horrible moment!
And the show spends some time examining how he made this decision, with his awesome wife Marla, who is the perfect, perfect, perfect character: this African-American woman of a certain age and education, who is a realist and yet still an idealist, who understands things in a very clear, very 1970s-black-liberation way; she has everything figured out as a system, with an endgame, as a historical process, as an interaction with the artifacts of a superstructure. I have met this woman (of various ethnicities, but nearly always of the same age) in real life repeatedly, and she is always completely right and clear-eyed. But it seems near-impossible to put her counsel into practice in the complicated day-to-day, as I think Lieutenant Daniels agrees.
And this incident is where you first get a sense of the great, sucking-in force that is so famous about The Wire. I started to understand, a bit, the insane devotion that verges on addiction among people who've written about watching the show. Like, a week went by between watching episodes one and two because I was like, "Oh I don't know, I bet this gets pretty good, but the first episode seemed so long...." And now I am like "Oh hey, this show is in it to win it."
Though you know, we'll see. Life is busy, due to the artifacts of The Man's capitalist superstructures, and there's only so much time to watch TV.
Previously: Episode 1.

Just wait; Omar's coming.
oh NO DOUBT. IN-DEED.
Truer words have never been spoken. Er, written.
Also, the exploration of Daniels' marriage over the seasons is something you will enjoy, maybe.
NO SPOILERS.
Speaking of Missing The Point, I thought Episode 1 was tongue-in-cheek after the meta enabling post and that of course Choire had seen all five seasons, attended the press junket wrap party, and knows Dominic West personally, etc.
NOW I KNOW, NO SPOILERS
I'm... sorry, I guess?
Oh, what I meant to say was that I'm sorry.
[continuing to miss the point]
Oh oh oh, I was referring to today's earlier post about missing the point, about me personally missing the point of the Wire recap installments.
I accidentally spoiler-commented in the previous post, not realizing that Choire actually hadn't see the Wire. But that was only clear within the running dialogue in my head--commentFAIL.
Ohhhh! HAAAAAA!!
(Actually, I think it will be really fun for Choire to go back & read through all the comments on these when he finishes watching the series, just to see how cleverly spoilery we all were!)
This is like watching children play on a highway.
Word. I can think of at least one episode that resonated with people and places I knew as a kid, & it really left marks. As awesome as the whole series was, and remains, I kind of wish I just hadn't seen certain things. (that's not in spoiler territory, is it?)
No not at all.
Now I'm trying to think of which episode...
I can't say anything without crossing that line.
There's an episode that I can't think back on without giving myself nightmares. Horror movies don't give me nightmares, but this one throw-away scene (late in S4), which I have only seen once, disturbed me so much I had to take a break before I could finish the season, and I still can't think back on without getting the creeps.
I'm actually jealous. I'd like to relive watching these episodes for the 1st time again.
oh me too! I binged on Wire dvd's two years ago, but that's the only time I watched the series, so it may be time to reup that Netflix account.
Reup. Heh.
Me too. Season 4! *swoon*
"You cannot lose if you do not play" - Marla Daniels.
Omar isn't over-rated, but he is over-worshipped by Wire fanbois.
Yeah, I'm more of a Cheese fan myself. "And you are?" "Cheese, man!" "And who do you work for, Mr. Cheese?"
Thugs are hilarious!
There's a record label called Thugfucker I discovered today.
Etc
There's a nice bit in a commentary track about how to address Method Man (Mr. Man?) on the set. And how he (or Simon) heard some sour grapes about how the role was landed. The answer was easy: Method Man auditioned. Everyone assumed it was a favor or some other in.
You've got a boner for Herc! That's hilarious.
I'm really enjoying these recaps, please keep up the good work. And trust me, the show just gets better and better, the first few episodes are crap by comparison to what's coming up.
An aside...Best characters on the show IMO: Bunk, Freamon, Slim Charles, Maurice Levy, Bunny Colvin. (Omar, Stringer and Snoop kind of go without saying.)
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit partner! -Clay Davis.
I read that as "Fan-bwa".
That was supposed to be a reply to NinetyNine's comment.
I had forgotten about the tv and bottle throwing scene. How lovely to see it through Choire's eyes. But beware, some redheaded bitches are gonna come and f up your perfect world sooner rather than later...
Ronnie gets all the hot dudes.
"Hi, my name's Thomas...would you like to get a caw-fee?"
Choire,
Season one favorite: the 3d episode. Close second, the Whedon directed musical episode. Omar has chops!
RIGHT? The musical episode Whedon did made Cop Rock look like freakin Cop Rock.
Wait. Whoa. No. You are funny, funny jokers. I'm in the midst of a Buffy marathon and this comment just made me drop my fork and IMDB The Wire, The Musical. Stop it, you. This is just a spoiler of my dreams.
Remember in season 3, when McNulty was talking to Kima, and all of a sudden the Fonz walked in? He was like, "AAAYYYYYY!" Dude, everyone went nuts!
Oh shit, total spoiler! Sorry
You guys are mean!
Listicle without commentary: Most hated characters
1. Scott Templeton
2. Ziggy
3. Delonda Brice
4. Colicchio
5. Kenard