More on that porn study we mentioned the other day: "According to his research, said [University of Montreal Professor Simon Louis] Lajeunesse, men search out pornography that relates to their earliest sexual fantasies, generally conceived at age 12 at the onset of puberty. They are not looking for new tricks to show off.... Lajeunesse also dismissed suggestions that avid pornography enthusiasts seek to imitate in life what they see on screens, or that they watch X-rated videos in an attempt to purge vile sexual impulses. 'Both arguments are worthless,' he said. Men make a distinction between their real lives and sexual fantasies, he argued." So maybe it's the women who are pushing all the facials you hear about these days.
Friday, December 4, 2009
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"Men search out pornography that relates to their earliest sexual fantasies, generally conceived at age 12."
Whew. This explains why in all my sexual fantasies I am a fireman who just hit a grand slam in the world series and am back at my tree house having a three-way with two 12-year old girls.
And they say Sarah has never displayed her birth certificates.
You Leftards are really afraid of Sarah Palin, and well you should: An alpha female can beat the snot out of a wimpy little beta male like Obama any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Yeah, and?
See, sample size does matter.
Stars upon thars.
Old Glory Hole.
Horn? It's good for your horn.
Having contemplated this some earlier, I will only point out that the rhyme scheme does not require a rhyme with porn. A quick review of the original will support my view.
Wood? It's good for your wood? TELL ME THE ANSWER!
grip?
a) Where did you get that picture?
b) I'm so going as that for my next Halloween costume.
Can I request more posts under the tag '12 Year Old Me Really Liked Blowjobs'?