Words to live by: "As an official crank, your editor does not appreciate the Twitter and the Facebook and putting up YouTubes of your children so pedophiles can form virtual attachments, etc. It is, probably, 'bad for society,' but whether it's any worse than all the other stuff that ruined life – cable, corn syrup, Domino's, Bud Lite, US Magazine, etc. – is impossible to figure out, again because there's no way to see it in a bubble."
Oh God. Seriously, I fell asleep reading Us Weekly last night after eating Domino's and drinking an unspecified number of Bud Lights.
Ken Layne is a NATIONAL TREASURE. Why is HE sitting on the Pulitzer board rather than that mouth-breathing moron from Politico?
Sublime! Replace "Bud Lite" with "Bud Ice" or "Bud Dry" and it's absolutely perfect.