Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009
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New York State Gay Marriage GOES DOWN IN FLAMES BURNING *CRASH* *BURN*

By 38-24, the gay marriage bill fails in the New York State Senate. You know who voted against it? Former New York City Councilmember HIRAM MONSERRATE. It is our editorial opinion that he can go fuck himself. He was endorsed by, among others, The Lesbian and Gay Democratic Club of Queens, after a good deal of gay outreach. Here's the roll call. Pick an enemy today!

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Sproing (#561)

That's so gay.

All of yall Fucking Qweers Quit ur bitchin, We got bigger fuckin matters to worry about then freaking gay marriage…… Anyway why the fuck do ya need a peice of paper to say yall are fuck buddies OMG WTF SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fredrick (#268)

Well, we have Glee now, so there's really nothing to complain about.

KarenUhOh (#19)

What we really should be doing is getting some legislation that prohibits politicians from breeding.

RickVigorous (#214)

Fuck that! I want the names of all 38, I need new people to hate.

All of yall Fucking Qweers Quit ur bitchin, We got bigger fuckin matters to worry about then freaking gay marriage…… Anyway why the fuck do ya need a peice of paper to say yall are fuck buddies OMG WTF SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK ALL U QWEERS

beingiseasy (#1,735)

to be succinct:

fuck those fucking fucks

STRONGLY AGREE

(Also, fucking Monserrate needs to be in fucking jail.)

Fredrick (#268)

I was going to complain about the 'Gang of Four' all seeming to vote it down (not the band, but those Dems who refused to caucus this time last year), but Pedro Espada voted 'yea' or 'yah', as I prefer.

Not that it would have mattered as the margin is too big, so I stick to my original theory that old people were pumped up with the fear of god hating gayness, homos, and sissies, and so we'll spend our 'good years' putting up with this shit until we get our gay Martin Luther King Jr, our gay Magneto, or they all die or something.

Gay Magneto! That is sort of what we need. Who shall we nominate?

HiredGoons (#603)

Anderson Cooper.

Fredrick (#268)

Taylor Lautner?

Fredrick (#268)

Or Gore Vidal. Whichever.

riotnrrd (#840)

Isn't Ian McKellen already the gay Magneto?

HiredGoons (#603)

*clap *clap *clap

jfruh (#713)

Jesus, it lost by 14 votes? What was with all the "it's going to be close" bullshit leading up to this?

mgw (#89)

No Republicans were going to jump ship if the thing wasn't going to pass. No sense pissing off the leadership and not having anything to show for it. They were probably really within 2-3 votes.

sallytomato (#549)

I say the gehs should go protest at Rock Ctr tonight. Fuck the Local 143.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Ha ha ha! So-called liberal, open-minded east coast. YOU'RE JUST LIKE US FLYOVER LOSERS!

Baboleen (#1,430)

Not us in MA!!

HiredGoons (#603)

VT represent.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Pfffffft. Vermont has no coast.

HiredGoons (#603)

Well, we had a Great Lake for like ten days… fail.

Mindpowered (#948)

I get the feeling that the North voted against the South just to piss off the south. Again.

The fact that this has not been overruled as a BLATANT TRAMPLING of the seperation of church and state is shocking to me. It's not even thinly veiled.

You can't overrule something without a lawsuit.
God, I hope there are suits. Many, many suits.

HiredGoons (#603)

SO. ANGRY. FLAMES! FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE, HOT… HEAVING… BREA…

crookedE (#1,817)

Fucking Hiram Monseratte! He should be slashed in the face with a broken glass. Too bad Tom Duane is far to classy to do it himself.

All of yall Fucking Qweers Quit ur bitchin, We got bigger fuckin matters to worry about then freaking gay marriage…… Anyway why the fuck do ya need a peice of paper to say yall are fuck buddies OMG WTF SHUT THE FUCK UP

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