Madison is the most popular name for African-American girls born in New York City in 2008. In total, we have gained 384 new Madisons, making it the 6th most common name for the year. (OLIVIA somehow won among white women.) Ashlee, on the other hand, is tied for 147th, among all races. But, but, but... that's a whore's name!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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"And this is our daughter, Olivia Tremor Control."
I think it's a Williamsburg thing.
well played
"Oh and that's her sister, Sara, over there, sulking. Predictably."
Well, Amber and Britney/Brittany/Brytnii are probably more popular than Ashlee and they're stripper names, so...
Was Adolph Oliver Nipples on the list?
Do you let your friends know they picked whore names for their children?
Only if I don't want them as friends anymore.
Does anyone have an opinion on this?
I have a baby to name, and came up with the perfect name - Lilian - after a family member. Unfortunately, because of one of the last names involved in the equation, part of her name would then be "lily white."
Should I start considering other names?
Total stripper name. Also, don't name her Modesty.
Chasity
Labia.
Chlamydia.
Can't you assign her a different last name?
Yeah, hyphenate that shit!
Lily White-Upbringing isn't much better.
ahhh, i'll just name her brett.
less danger of being invited to joing the kkk.
By the time these kids reach puberty, ALL of these names will be whores' names.
This is the truth.
Also: every ironic Gladys named today will just be an old-lady Gladys in 80 years. Assuming the dinosaur space robots have mercy on our meaty souls.
As long as blatant misspellings are popular I'm happy with whatever; syndee, Zakk, I'm down with the trashy.