"Tumbling temperatures prompted emergency measures to help South Florida's homeless" this weekend, is the lead story in today's Miami Herald. Just how cold did it get? "The chilliest of the weekend's cold snap came Sunday, with temperatures hovering around the low 60s throughout the day. At night, the temperature dropped into the upper 40s in Miami-Dade." Oh noes? The terror! "A woman called 911 in Palm Beach County to let them know she was too cold."
Monday, December 21, 2009
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Fuck you Choire, I am in Miami and I had to wear a light jacket to walk my dog this morning. I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING.
Look at the bright side, the fall colors of the palms are breathtaking this time of year.
Seriously, it's freezing down here. I could not sleep last night without the comforting din of the air conditioner.
I had to put on pants to go out for my first smoke of the day, it was a nightmare.
Belt up < Sack up < Barrel up.
Does everyone have furnaces in South Florida? Otherwise, Miami-ans can say similar things when it's been 100+ degrees up north for several days and the elderly are dropping dead. "Just buy an air conditioner. Sheesh." /advocacy for the devil
When cops pull guns at Tony Montana's snowball fights, nobody seems real put off.
I would shed some tears for them, but my eyeballs are still frozen over from my commute.
All the poor iguanas are in slow motion.
Dolphin popsicles.
I'm gonna call 411 and tell Bloomberg to turn the thermostat up, I'm cold!
"Thin-bloods," he typed derisively.