Matt Lauer Loses His Mind on TV
Today's Matt Lauer, interviewing that LESBIAN Meredith Baxter, known to old people as Mrs. Keaton on Family Ties, this morning: "So this first relationship you had with another woman. Did it create one of those B-movie moments when you go home and you go into the bathroom and you look in the mirror and you go, 'I'm gay!' And then you repeat it six or seven times? Or was it a more subtle—" End verbatim transcript. So. How many questions do you have about this question? For starters, what B-movie is this, and on what cable channel may I watch it immediately, please? And what personal experience of his own does this draw upon? What does Matt Lauer say to his bathroom's mirror? Is it all about Katie Couric still? And, and, and what?
Matt Lauer sees Hugh Downs in his bathroom mirror, laughing and babbling about his arteries.
To be fair, spending 7 years with Michael Gross would probably make most women never want to be with a man again.
Now there is a preacher in Oklahoma thinking about hiring Mr. Gross to "cure" gays.
Um, what?
I can't be the only one here who finds that man (okay, Steven Keaton) ridonkulously seksy. Help me out here, folks.
If anything, HE RUINED HER FOR OTHER MEN.
I remember her from Bridget Loves Bernie. Now that's dating me! What was her response? Did she call him "glib?"
He's got the order all wrong. Looking the mirror and saying "I'm gay" seven times is what turned me gay. It's like saying Beetlejuice, but for butt-sex.
In this case, scissoring.
Choire, the "Marcia Cross" tag is a hilarious bit of subterfuge.
My ceiling mirror told me to get a life.
Don't tell me…don't tell me…oh oh it's Taxi Driver, right?
Or Sexy Beast
Is Matt Lauer Seth Meyers?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/03/nyregion/03marriage.html?_r=1&hp
Remember the made-for-TV movie Winnie? That changed everything.
Even older people remember her as Nancy Lawrence Maitland on "Family", where she played Kristi McNichol's older sister. I blame Aaron Spelling for everything.
Ha, that's nothing. Who else remembers her in that classic TV commercial, as the cute little toddler who lights her daddy's after-work Chesterfield?
Bah! Total career move.
That's just how a clueless homophobe sounds when he pretends to be interested in a lesbian's personal lofe.
Maybe he was too befuddled that he was interviewing a onetime celebrity about having been gay for seven years on the day after a major military strategy announcement to come up with any research beyond getting an intern to watch the Best of Lifetime Lesbian Awakenings montage.