Those of us who have jobs realized this sometime back in October, and have been putting off small but semi-essential things that cost money til December for months now. (Hello, haircut!)
Even if that paycheck shows up on the 1st of Jan rather than the 31 of December, I can still pay rent with it. Which means - presents for everyone! Fuck my debt!
I always dot all of my i's with hearts during months that have five Fridays. But don't feel bitter, my weekly paycheck is still probably less than your weekly unemployment check.
Mr. Balk, if you want to switch places with me and work the hours I work, I would gladly freaky a Friday with you just to see you cry. (Granted, by freakying a Friday, I guess it would be my face tear-filled, and I see that enough as it is, so fuck it.)
Those of us who have jobs realized this sometime back in October, and have been putting off small but semi-essential things that cost money til December for months now. (Hello, haircut!)
Even if that paycheck shows up on the 1st of Jan rather than the 31 of December, I can still pay rent with it. Which means - presents for everyone! Fuck my debt!
Hopefully there'll be a larger audience for that column in a few months. Years. Soon.
I always dot all of my i's with hearts during months that have five Fridays. But don't feel bitter, my weekly paycheck is still probably less than your weekly unemployment check.
Exactly what you said. All of it. Except I dot with dollar signs instead of hearts.
Mr. Balk, if you want to switch places with me and work the hours I work, I would gladly freaky a Friday with you just to see you cry. (Granted, by freakying a Friday, I guess it would be my face tear-filled, and I see that enough as it is, so fuck it.)
Weird, I thought rent was due the 10th of the month. No wonder my management company is such a bag of dicks to me all the time.
And some of us aren't getting our paycheck until goddamn January 4th. I know, I know, at least I have a job ...