"We see patterns on the bones of animals indicating that they have been spit-roasted," said archeologist Bruno Boulestin, of a 7,000-year-old mass burial site discovered near the southern German town of Herxheim. "We have seen some of these same patterns on the human bones."
Monday, December 7, 2009
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#I COME FOR THE STRUDEL
Is it soup yet?
No, now it's soup.
Thankfully present-day animals have forgotten how to spit-roast.
If the instructions aren't "Poke holes in film. Microwave on high 5-6 minutes. Let stand 1 to 2 minutes before eating. Careful! Product will be hot!" I won't eat it.*
*This is a total lie. I made a stew last night. But I had to go to Wal-Mart yesterday for the first time in like 3 years, and the lady in front of me bought nothing but like 8,000 frozen meals/pizza, like 4 jumbo bags of Lay's Potato chips, and a case of no-brand diapers. And then paid for it all with her food stamp card. This made me profoundly sad, and it's now on the brain, and I'm pretty sure society is ruined and nobody knows how to spit-roast OR do anything else!
This may have been a common occurrence back then. The earliest complete skeleton in England ("Cheddar Man", 7,000 BC) has signs of having had his meat cut off his bones.
How to cook a fucking steak.
As a Pole, I do not find this news to be the least bit surprising.
The name stuffed derma has never really appealed to me.
I like that the bones had been chewed.
Oh gnaw they didn't!
I bet it was a soccer team.
Donner? Party of 33?