Pick your poison, because THIS is what's out there today: "Princess Diana opened her Christmas presents weeks in advance, private letters reveal" or "The Simpsons may affect view of nuclear plants: prof." It is an ENTIRE INTERNET full of "And That's When I Clicked 'Close Tab.'" Can't we just call it Christmas already?
Monday, December 21, 2009
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BUT my lulu order of Zack's calendar JUST SHIPPED! Whooooooop.
"1 of Zack by The Awl"
YES! LOL. "(Printed)" Also, did you like how the subject started with:
Good news Lulu customer! I know I did.
BAH. Except with a question mark and formatted differently.
I payed with PayPal, and thus may have been negligent, but somehow my shipping address lacks .. a name. And my postman hyperventilates if 't's aren't crossed or '5's look like 'S's.
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
Let's all go back to the Avatar comments.
RACE YOU
You know what’s a great use of time during a slow news week? Working on a thought piece, perhaps on how men take break-ups harder than do women? Now if only we knew someone who might have something to say on that topic…
seconded.
I actually had a moment this weekend when I thought, "you know what? maybe my ex took our break up harder than me." Immediately followed by "fuck you Balk. who are you to plant the seeds of evil thoughts into the minds of impressionable young women."
I find it hilarious and delightful that there are people out there who randomly in the course of their day just get TOTALLY PISSED at Alex Balk.
He probably finds it somewhat less hilarious and delightful. OR MAYBE NOT. Who knows?
I refer the honorable lady to the reply I gave some posts ago: http://www.theawl.com/2009/12/flicked-off-with-mary-hk-choi-and-alex-balk-nine#comment-48676
Damn it, I knew this day would come and I am not ready for it: You finally figured out how to shut me up.
Let's make this interactive and make Cho-bucks:
On what did you close the tab today and, for bonus points, when?
Mine?
"CNN's iReport loves their citizen journalists so much, they don't even care if they are gay porn stars ..."
Fascinatingously, Princess Di was obsessed with The China Syndrome.
Except, owing to her Cockney background, she thought this meant when your friends turn on you.