Your word for the day is 'sexsomnia': "THIS woman suffers from a mysterious disorder which turns her into a sex addict – when she is ASLEEP. Stunning Belle Floor is a Sexsomniac – meaning she engages in sexual acts while she is sleeping – and cannot remember ANYTHING the next day." The condition is also known as "being a dude."
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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"Was that so good!?"
I had an ex that would complain about my sleeptime groping, humping and general abuse. I told him he should relax and enjoy it. It was a Clayton Williams moment.
At least you don't have to buy her dinner after.
Good of The Sun to work in a Buzzcocks reference in the headline.
And you to beat me to the reference. Meta You snooze, you lose.
I had a roomate who, I think, was aflicted with something like this. We (her roomates) would be at work, come home, and she would be sleeping without clothes on. The table would be set, and she would have no idea how it happened. She also felt like she had had sex. None of us, by the way, cared if she did or not, so she didn't have anything to hide.
very strange
you say "being a dude", i say "being a drunk".
"The condition, which causes her to touch herself intimately, is so rare that at first she struggled to convince anyone she had no control over it."
Ok, so the "mysterious disorder" she "suffers from" is that she touches herself while she's asleep? And we're told that this is "rare" "condition"?
Hahahahhahaha ....
Well you tried it just once...