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Friday, December 4, 2009

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How Much Does It Cost To Pay A Celebrity To Get To, Uh, Completion?

WHO KNEWIn these times, one is tempted by all sorts of income streams. So it's useful, in comparing your value in the market, to know how much a porn publisher would pay a minor celebrity to "masturbate on camera to completion." (Prepositions are weird, right?) Above the Law provides the contracts from gay porn house Corbin Fisher.

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Wait, all three solo scenes would be the same solo scene?

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Also 'solo scene' has now replaced 'the home game' for me.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

For a moment I thought Ivan Reitman's next project was a biopic about his love life.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

psst. . .you meant Jason, dear. You type better without a mirror in your hand yourself.

kitten_witawip

Dad and Lad scenes pay triple. You might want to run it by Ivan. He has not been too busy lately.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Above the Law? Again? Don't tell me I'm the last one to know that Choire and David Lat are an item.

Choire Sicha

Again??? When did I last link to them? Also, OMG LOL, me and the Lat, haha.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/did-you-already-mess-up-thanksgiving-week

Not technically ATL but I assume that was the only way you knew about the guy.

Sorry to accuse, I loathe ATL but I can't stop visiting it because I need to know exactly how much my bonus* will be this year and it's still the best source.

*Leave me alone. I earned it.

Screen Name
Screen Name (#2,416)

Talk about and promote yourself, share significant pieces of information about your life, feature your athleticism, showcase your personality and appeal, then masturbate to completion. Yes, that's the definition of a date alright.

Choire Sicha

I read that on someone's Tumblr just today!

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

As long as you don't ask me to take my clothes off.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

http://images.artnet.com/images_US/magazine/features/saltz/saltz4-23-08-42.jpg

josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

UM, NSFW!!

kitten_witawip

NSW YOU FUCKER!!!!!!111111

kitten_witawip

Other than that send me his number.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Robert Mapplethorpe is Never SFW.

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

Thank god - when I saw the link I thought it might be a photo of Jerry Saltz naked.

Screen Name
Screen Name (#2,416)

Do you happen to know where they sell those suits?

lost_in_transubstantiation

It requires 5 days of shooting. <>

Yes, I'm 12 years old.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I don't want to know how my sausage is made.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

says you will be asked to, doesn't say you have to do it! /schoolyard lawyer.

Colonel Mustard

I just read the offer and I'm totally doing this! $100k to whack off a few times? I can't believe I've been doing it for free all this time, like an idiot.

joeclark
joeclark (#651)

Have compassion for the beleaguered homosexualist-porn-site owner. One of them was out nine grand after a model, it was claimed, failed to show up. These sites used to be a licence to print money, but much of that has changed now. The Corbin Fisher/Randy Blue/ChaosMen axis of smooth young fellas is particularly over-replete with “inventory.”

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