Thousands of demonstrators will gather in Rome tomorrow for "No Berlusconi Day," where they will demand that the Italian Prime Minister resign his office. That probably won't do anything to get rid of him, but maybe the rumored mob ties, the two corruption trials, and the sudden financial worries he is experiencing will prove more effective.
You can call me an opportunist, but my real name is now No Berlusconi. It's not every day you get a Roman holiday named after you!