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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Have You Heard This One Before?

Innaresting Times piece on "destination memory," which allows you-or doesn't, as is more often the case-to remember whom you've told the same old stories to. Apparently, when we tell someone a personal anecdote, we are so self-absorbed in our own thoughts that we tend to forget who we told it to. This explains why you tend to hear the same personal bits from the same people over and over again: They are too busy thinking of themselves to think about you. So you're well within your rights to pretend that you have to go smoke a cigarette or something to get away from them; they'll be back with the same story soon enough.

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dado
dado (#102)

I've been known to tell a personal anecdote to the person it actually happened to who once told me about it.

garge
garge (#736)

but were you wearing the same pair of Dockers?

dado
dado (#102)

On my head.

Moff
Moff (#28)

Up until shortly after college, I was really good at remembering whom I'd told what, and then I lost it. Fortunately, around the same time, interesting things stopped happening to me, so I had a compelling need to recount the same old shit over and over again anyway.

SarahHeartburn

Nice to see you here sir. Mwah.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

But you really pretended to like it those other times.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I've been known to tell a personal anecdote to the person it actually--

Oh. Sorry about that dado--you tell it.

dado
dado (#102)

It was the one about the time I opened my fridge and all that was in there was a deck of cards and a hammer. Response: No dude, that was my fridge, and I opened it. And the face cards were missing.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Drunk people do this.

SarahHeartburn

Or people who comment on 5 or 6 sites a night and then can't remember if it was The Awl or Gawker* or Tumblr or Facebook or Salon (under a different identity because I could give a rats ass about Salon and I don't want them following me here. Oh, and drink a little at the same time. No, really, just a little. Ok, fuck you all. What's YOUR definition of just a little? Yeah right.

*Yes, I still read and comment on Gawker. I can quit any time I want.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Then they tell you how much they love you over "ad nauseum."

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

yeah, but everyone wants to know about that time i met leonard cohen. wouldn't want fear of repetition make me miss someone out, y'know.

SarahHeartburn

Anyway, "Destination Memory" sounds like something that someone would sing at Lillith Fair.

NotAndersonCooper

I'm always changing my story.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Did I ever tell you guys about the time a cow got hit by a milk truck outside my house!? Ohmygodso...

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

It may have been the goat, but it is still funny.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

...next to Donald Rumsfeld!

myfanwy
myfanwy (#1,124)

Totally like the Matrix.

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