There's some interesting stuff to be found in this list of Google searches specific to different U.S. cities, particularly since it confirms my longstanding belief that people who eat at Hale and Hearty soups are morons.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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Do you really need to google "Duane Reade locations"? Look up from your iphone, fuckhead! There's one right in front of you!!!
or google conedison.com? Um, I can give you the url for conedison.com all by myself!
But soup is delicious!
Can someone explain the popularity of Shake Shack to me?
Shhh, Cho will cut you.
delicious isn't enough?
I eman, it's good, but it's not like... !!! (Cho please don't hurt me).
Shake Shack, while indeed delicious, is only worth it if you have the connections to cut the line (or an intern to wait on line for you). There is only so much in Madison Square Park to look at while you wait for an hour and a half for an(awesome) burger.
They ought to add minestrone with orchiette to the menu.
Fuck you. My Yucatan Chicken Lime with Orzo soup was fucking delicious you fucking fuck. I spend eight dollars on soup because I can, blogger.
Um, all the above is said with love, btw.
"Cuny portal" sounds shockingly rude.
he lightly fingered her cuny portal...
I can't tell you how many times, while attending Hunter, that I typed the url "hunter.cunt.edu" by mistake.
Bostonians are just so ... boring.
I'd tell you to take it back, but holy crap, that's a boring list. Nothing remotely rude-sounding like "cuny portal," even.
On second look, Baltimore, Charlotte, Columbus and Dallasa are equally dull. And at least there's no "jail" in the Boston top 10...
*grasps at a straw
I'm not sure what it says about my hometown but the 7th most popular search in Detroit was "kent county jail."
I say we start a campaign to alter New York's popular searches to include some rather incongruous searches. I suggest "Hot Rodeo Clowns".
The fact that there is a library on almost every list is kind of awesome.
the fact that many of them also contain 'unemployment' not so much.
I'd love to see a breakdown of the dirty searches. Wonder which kink crosses state lines, and which cities to visit on vacation.